Published on March 21st, 2016 | by Al
The homos had the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras on Saturday, which included a bunch of overweight lesbians riding motorcycles up Oxford Street without helmets on, which is illegal unless, apparently, one is homosexual. I can... Read More →
Published on March 7th, 2016 | by Boris
I am one of those people for whom mechanical work is challenging. It’s not as if I haven’t done it – I owned the Shovelhead from Hell, so it’s not like I had much choice about... Read More →
Published on March 7th, 2016 | by Al
Places have great names out there past Curly Dick Road at Meadow Flat... Read More →
Published on March 2nd, 2016 | by Boris
Did anyone else giggle like a little girl when they heard Victoria’s chief commissioner of police, Graham ‘Where’s My Concentration?’ Ashton was nailed for 108km/h in a 100 zone? I did. In fact, I sounded more... Read More →
Published on March 1st, 2016 | by Boris
My testicles, as you can imagine, are important to me. They still function remarkably well, remain cancer-free, and help to handsomely fill out my underpants without the aid of rolled-up socks. I am, in every sense... Read More →
Published on February 22nd, 2016 | by Al
The cops came around to seize my hunting rifles on the day that the mujaheddin shot the police accountant in the head near the German Bier Café.... Read More →
Published on February 8th, 2016 | by Al
Ben called me at work, and said he was riding home from Mudgee on the SV and just after he turned on to the dirt road a kangaroo hopped into the side of his bike .... Read More →
Published on January 11th, 2016 | by Al
It rained overnight, and after breakfast the girl-child busied herself feeding chickens and gathering eggs and renewing her acquaintance with the dogs. Ben did a couple of hour’s work in the main shed. I changed the... Read More →
Published on January 8th, 2016 | by Boris
Did you miss me? I’m only asking out of politeness, because the field where I grow all the rats’ arses I give about your concerns remains as barren as ever. But it’s been a while since... Read More →
Published on December 21st, 2015 | by Al
I decided I would prepare myself for the nouvelle regime... Read More →
