Published on April 9th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, You need to come out of the toilet. Seriously. How long do you think you can stay in there? Look, it’s probably not true about Karel Abraham’s dad bribing the President of Argentina to... Read More →
Published on April 9th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Senor George, Firstly, let me welcome you to our beautiful country, even though it is currently on strike and nothing is open or working. Secondly, thank you for your letter and the very nice spear... Read More →
Published on April 7th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, We need to talk. Yes, more than we normally do. And yes, it’s about FP1. I’m sure the yellow puta is cursing the day he ever chose to FP1 against you. But Karol Abrams... Read More →
Published on April 6th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Herr George, My name is Klaus and I am the Statistik-Manager for Matthias. I have been asked to share my findings with you after the first round. Which you will remember because it was very... Read More →
Published on April 6th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, What the fuck? I’m being serious now. You’re now an App? With Emojis? Emojis you sent to Matthias and me because you think: “It’s a sexy fun way for everybody to get behind the... Read More →
Published on April 4th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Just look at what this orange traitor-puta is doing, the fool. He has forgotten his luggage and is playing on the moving walkways at Madrid airport. Is he 12-years-old? All that is missing is... Read More →
Published on April 1st, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Do I really have to wear all this black clothing until I win a race? I don’t mind the black, just so you know. The email you forwarded me from Matthias said his company... Read More →
Published on March 27th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, I really should send you the Email I just got from Matthias in Germany. But you don’t know any German swear-words, so it would be pointless. And I cannot risk being hit by all... Read More →
Published on March 26th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, Stop screaming. Seriously. You’re stampeding the fucken camels. You cannot declare war on Qatar. It’s not Qatar’s fault it rained and you have to start in 12th. The Prime Minister, Abdullah bin Nasser bin... Read More →
Published on March 24th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, Lin Jarvis has just sent me an text message and said if you don’t stop running around in front of Rossi’s pit garage in your underpants and cape, and poking your spear at the... Read More →
