November 9th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Have you had a stroke? Is that what accounts for your inability to smile at people who plan
November 1st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Who is the ring-tailed grass-chewing puta responsible for this mierda?! I demand to know which stinking imbécil, whose
October 30th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, You suggest Map 8? I’m winning the fucken race, and you suggest Map 8? Are you taking drogas?
October 27th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What are you doing? I had to chase a dozen stinking Malay monkey dealers away from the back
October 26th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Have you found my monkey yet? I’m hearing all sorts of horrible rumours little Ucciccio was murdered by
October 24th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Mr Lorenzo, My name is Karel. You may have seen me from time to time. I sometimes wave at
October 17th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I would have contacted you earlier, but I was too busy celebrating the crash of the Yellow Puta.
October 16th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Cazzo di me morto! Where is His monkey? What is His monkey? Who is Ucciccio? Madre di Dio!
October 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Cal, It’s Gigi. Sorry to bother you, but it appears you killed George’s special Best Luck Racing Monkey, Ucciccio,
October 12th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Are you sure this Japania is a country? I’ve been here two days now and I feel like
