Published on January 25th, 2008 | by Boris
Dear Mr Feeney, Does your wickedness know no bounds? Are you completely without pity? Have you no sense of propriety? Look at yourself. How can so much base cruelty reside in such a compact package? You... Read More →
Published on December 25th, 2007 | by Boris
As we welcome the New Year and consider what it holds for us, let us pause briefly to ponder the seemingly imponderable. The holiday season is gearing down, summer is in full swing and our miserable... Read More →
Published on November 30th, 2007 | by Boris
It’s been a while since I addressed the lumpenproles personally. It’s not very sporting to poke fun at the slow kids in class, but it does grant me some schadenfreude at their grotesque worthlessness. And since... Read More →
Published on July 31st, 2007 | by Boris
As I hinted in my last column, the money-sucking bureaucracy of the NSW RTA was about to metastasise into an Orwellian Ministry of Truth. It would then set about altering the way society viewed the... Read More →
Published on June 30th, 2007 | by Boris
It would surprise no-one in NSW to know that the current Roads Minister, Eric ‘The Bus Lane Blaster’ Roozendaal, is quite a shiny melon. When some 10,000 car-driving cat-rapists were recently smashed with speeding fines for... Read More →
Published on February 25th, 2007 | by Boris
I am sure that some of you will be surprised by my recent glacial and ever so slight progress up the tree of altruism. The push-bike fascists, the safetist toe-rags and those un-men who are not... Read More →
Published on January 19th, 2007 | by Boris
Never, ever, ever underestimate the power of propaganda. It is relentless and awesome in its effectiveness. The results are all around us – poisoning our clarity of thought and trampling whatever innate logic we once possessed.... Read More →
Published on December 25th, 2006 | by Boris
I trust you all know that all comedy is based on laughing at other people’s misfortunes. Mel Brooks defined it thus: “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open... Read More →
Published on October 19th, 2005 | by Boris
The Serbs have a saying my father was particularly fond of, which, translated literally, goes: “You have just fucked a porcupine in the back.” He used to say it to me on those rare occasions when... Read More →
Published on August 19th, 2002 | by Boris
This is the first column I ever wrote for Australian Motorcycle News (AMCN) back in... Read More →
