Published on January 20th, 2010 | by Boris
My mate Pete ‘Mr Smith’ Smith is dead, and we are all so much the poorer for his passing. Doubtlessly, and because he had many friends, you will read much about this amazing individual in the... Read More →
Published on January 7th, 2010 | by Boris
Have some of you shaved apes been bleating about how slippery new tyres are? You have, haven’t you? And some of you have even fallen off on those slippery new tyres, then further demeaned yourselves by... Read More →
Published on November 19th, 2009 | by Boris
A long time ago I swore a grim and terrible oath. It was not in a graveyard, and it did not involve Satan or the blood of some hapless animal, but it was still a pretty... Read More →
Published on November 7th, 2009 | by Boris
True clarity of thought and purpose are only rarely granted to men in their short time upon this earth. Those fleeting, savage moments of absolute mental purity – unsullied by mortgage payments, deadlines, commitments, relationships and... Read More →
Published on September 25th, 2009 | by Boris
As much as it pains me to tear myself away from relating the follies of my youth to you all, needs must, because the level of stupid in Australian motorcycling has once again risen to an... Read More →
Published on August 8th, 2009 | by Boris
It does a man good to sleep under the stars. Especially if there is a campfire involved. Reflected orange flames dancing off the bike; the smoky tang of burning gum tree and vaguely rancid sleeping bag... Read More →
Published on August 8th, 2009 | by Boris
I was over at my mate Ian Buckley’s place the other night when I was suddenly gripped by a cruel cramp of dumb nostalgia. It all began as a rather beaut and typical Bloke Night. It... Read More →
Published on June 25th, 2009 | by Boris
If you ever needed a demonstration of what horrors occur when a government and its enforcers fail in their sworn duty to the people, look no further than the recent so-called “anti-bikie legislation”. This is the... Read More →
Published on May 25th, 2009 | by Boris
Long and long have I waited for news from the Cave of the Power Lord (also known to those who don’t know shit as Phil Tainton Racing) – and finally it came. “Borrie, it’s Eoin from... Read More →
Published on January 31st, 2009 | by Boris
“How’d you like to do up a B-King as a project bike?” “Who the fuck is this?” “It’s Eoin from Suzuki.” “Eoin, you’ve called Boris,” I said. “Hang on, I’ll put you through to Matho…” “I... Read More →
