SPEED
September 30th, 2012 | by Boris
My mouth is dry. My heart has stopped beating and is engaged in bizarre arrhythmic bullshit more akin to a
Author Archives: Boris
I, MOTORCYCLIST
August 24th, 2012 | by Boris
I, Motorcyclist, am better than you, Driver. In every way, and by any measure you’d care to make, I am
2012 CBR1000RR FIREBLADE
August 7th, 2012 | by Boris
As the model that arguably started the whole superbike arms race two decades ago, the 20th Anniversary Fireblade is still one hell of a weapon
THE GREATEST BIKE TEST EVER WRITTEN
July 10th, 2012 | by Boris
This is why Hunter S Thompson is venerated as a writer of vast skill. You will never read a bike test like this. More's the pity
“BLAND”? “BORING”? REALLY?
June 28th, 2012 | by Boris
We have a problem. A long time ago, some sub-literate, semi-lobotomised imbecile blithely masquerading as ‘motorcycle journalist’ heroically opined that
THE NUDIST COLONY – III: BMW K1300SM
May 3rd, 2012 | by Boris
…Continued from Why this bike is so often overlooked by people is beyond me. It’s an awesome bit of top-quality
THE NUDIST COLONY – II: TRIUMPH SPEED TRIPLE R
May 2nd, 2012 | by Boris
Triumph has obviously been listening to its customers, made a few very clever tweaks to an already good bike, and made a truly great bike as a result.
THE NUDIST COLONY – I
May 1st, 2012 | by Boris
In which Boris is sensually invigorated by the European stylings and manifold repetitions of the letter "R" with Aprilia's Tuono V4R, Triumph's Speed Triple R, Benelli's R160, MV Agusta's Brutale 1090RR , BMW's K1300SM and Ducati's StreetfighteR 848
HOW TYPICAL
March 25th, 2012 | by Boris
Some of you may have noticed the Letter of the Issue in Vol 61, Issue 19. I was going to
THE BEAT GOES ON
March 23rd, 2012 | by Boris
Gee, no sooner do I give you General Duties police-warriors a good rap than you go and kill some innocent
