May 28th, 2018 | by Boris
Ciao George, We live in the interesting times, yes? Ha ha! And by we, I mean you. And because we
May 21st, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, How good was that! Fucken smashed ya! Come up on you like a bull full piss and hormones
May 20th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, What is wrong with these stupid Frenchians? Why are they all running around with their culottes around their
May 18th, 2018 | by Boris
PHOTOGRAPHY BY NICK EDARDS/HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Sometimes the planets align. And sometimes, they align in my garage, which makes me
May 17th, 2018 | by Boris
How important are your eyes? It’s a no-brainer of an answer, huh? Without your eyes, your life will be very
May 10th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I cannot squat here anymore. My pelvis has turned into bone-paste and all the veins in my legs
May 7th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I am drinking a glass that has been filled with the stale piss of Andalusian rats, the pus
May 4th, 2018 | by Boris
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree: Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man
May 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Bob Seger’s whimsical Fire Lake spoke to me the day I heard it in 1981, and it speaks to
May 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Mate, you need to calm the fuck down and stop being a dead-set five-arseholed prick. Them sad Spango