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PAPA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG
Published on October 22nd, 2018 | by Al
In which Al goes for a ride with his neighbour and the Givi ST603 Tanklock tank bag... Read More →
Dear George
“Marquez has painted Japanakiaki swear-words on his helmet in the fake gold he has scraped off Bautista’s glittering whore-suit…”
Published on October 20th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, The championship is still mine to win, so how about you stop putting all of my belongings in boxes and stacking them outside the Repsol toilet? Yes, it is true I broke my arm... Read More →
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HELD M2M (MADE-TO-MEASURE) SR-X GLOVES – The difference bespoke makes
Published on October 12th, 2018 | by Boris
I have lots of very good high-end motorcycle gear. It’s one of the benefits of working in the industry for so long. But while I have all the very finest off-the-shelf stuff, I have never had... Read More →
Dear George
“Of course it is not your fault the “stupid red Bolognaised Mierda-bike” fired you into Thailand airspace. It is wholly the issue of the un-zested octopus. The whole paddock knows this.”
Published on October 9th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I could almost hear you howling as the plane landed. I came, of course, straight away when Gigi called. I would never allow you to be treated by the “itinerant butchers, stupid carpenters, and... Read More →
Dear George
“And you must be careful of the monkeys. They will sit on the inside of the corners and throw their faeces at you.”
Published on October 4th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Mr George, My name is Pranpriya and Mr Dall’Igna has asked me to assist you over the weekend. He has told me to tell you that this does not mean I will bring you ivory,... Read More →
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PLACIDLY AMIDST THE NOISE AND HASTE
Published on October 2nd, 2018 | by Al
Working on the premise that nothing will go wrong if you just take the advice of random strangers on the Internet, I bought a Givi Airflow windshield... Read More →
Dear George
“How you break that? You fall on your head, yes? Did the falling gravel hit you on the toe? Is a mystery.”
Published on September 25th, 2018 | by Boris
Ciao George! No more football for you, yes? Ha, ha! I am sorry, but I think your broken little dito del pede must hurt very much and you will not make the good disco for a... Read More →
Dear George
“Have the Yamaha Bushidos sent Lin a sword to cut open his belly with? SSSSSSS-CHAH!”
Published on September 23rd, 2018 | by Boris
“SSSSSSSS-CHAH!” Yellow Puta! The Mamba says to you “SSSSSSSS-CHAH!” The ‘CHAH’ is the spitting of the venom after the hissing. And it is also the laughing. So much laughing. “SSSSSSS-CHAH!” There it goes in your eye!... Read More →
Dear George
“And no, I was not crossing myself. I stopped believing in God a week after you joined the team. That was Gabarrini…”
Published on September 21st, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I’m not sure I know how to make the Aragon race “sexy as a Mamba in red leather dance-panties”. But I will try. I always try. Ask anyone. I’m still struggling to understand why... Read More →
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FORMA HYPER BOOT REVIEW – Riding, dancing, styling – the job lot
Published on September 14th, 2018 | by Boris
Because I am wrong-wired in so many ways, I spend most of my life in riding gear. Unless I’m going to court or watching the MotoGP on the couch (in which case I’m either wearing a... Read More →
