Published on June 4th, 2015 | by Boris
People did crazy shit in the late 80s. And motorcycle people were not exempt. Our shit was crazier than anybody else’s shit because we were crazier than anybody else. But that was fine. None of us... Read More →
Published on June 3rd, 2015 | by Boris
I think I may be turning into a vampire. From what I can tell, this is not at all that bad a thing. I have yet to open the juicy neck veins of some swooning whore... Read More →
Published on February 28th, 2015 | by Boris
We were proceeding north on our annual run. And we were proceeding with thunder, majesty and élan…well, as much of that shit as seven Shovelheads, a Sportster and a Triumph could muster. Bear in mind, we... Read More →
Published on October 13th, 2014 | by Boris
I hate telling my wife of my idiocy. I go to great lengths to avoid doing so. It is best that way. For everyone. But especially for me. Like when I recently embedded a beaut VROD... Read More →
Published on October 10th, 2014 | by Boris
I wish to trumpet the praises of riding alone, and I wish to trumpet them loud and long. I wish to do this because it beats moaning about my current lot through a fog of pain-killers,... Read More →
Published on January 29th, 2014 | by Boris
I viewed Harley’s debut of the Evolution motor as a dire personal insult. But, it was 1984. I drank a lot of rum in 1984, and I viewed most of the world and nearly all the people in it as a dire personal insult... Read More →
Published on December 9th, 2013 | by Boris
The time had come to sell my Shovelhead. After four years, obscene loads of money, 140,000km, three sex acts, one failed police chase and literally kilos of Loctite, Autosol and a vast range of different sealants, it was time for it and I to part company... Read More →
Published on October 14th, 2013 | by Boris
My mate Kel is one of the greatest blokes I know. His passion for motorcycles inspires me, his dedication to lost causes uplifts me, and his commitment to living life on his own terms is as unwavering as a steel bar set in concrete... Read More →
Published on August 6th, 2013 | by Boris
MORNING WHISKEY & OUTLAW DEBT Morning Whiskey forces a number of fierce and immutable truths upon a man. Certainly, the way the early sun lances through its bitter amber depths as you raise the glass to... Read More →
