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Dear George

“I think it is better than when you say instead: You Lose When The Yellow Puta Beats You, or You Lose When You Crash On Your Face, or You Lose When You Are Sam Lowes.”

September 29th, 2017 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, I have identified another few problem that need to be fixed inmediatamente, so put down all those stupid

Dear George

“I fed him the full Spartan Mamba experience – straight up and deep into his backward-facing vagina.”

September 25th, 2017 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, Did you see how totally magnífico I was yesterday? The chicas in the stands were taking off their

Dear George

“I want to know how many legs the Yellow Puta has, how many of them are actually his, and which of them, if any, are broken, or belong to a third party.”

September 21st, 2017 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, I have arrived at Aragon and I have arrived confused. What is that terrible Yellow Puta doing or

Dear George

“Mama mia! I am sorry to laugh, but you fly like the Superman! But not a good Superman. You fly like a little bit merda Superman…

September 11th, 2017 | by Boris

Ciao George! How are you after your, how you say, incidente at Turn Six? I watch the Misano race from

Dear George

“I shall not race at a track called Tribul Master Rossi GP San Rossi e Rossi di Rossi!”

September 8th, 2017 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, If you tell me the stupid Italians have re-named this racetrack after the Yellow Puta in honour of

Dear George

“I wish I was there to catch your tears in my Austrian MotoGP trophy and drink them. I would drink them, then I would throw them up and I would drink them again…”

September 1st, 2017 | by Boris

Dear Yellow Puta, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I will say it again. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! How does it feel to see your 2017 season turn

Dear George

“No good can come from you calling him a ‘Cheating Churchill puta who smells like stupid curry made from stolen cats'”

August 26th, 2017 | by Boris

Dear George, You really do need to leave Cal Crutchlow alone. You know perfectly well he’s not stable. Look at

Dear George

“Those stinking soccer hooligans on that gravy-stained rock where we are racing in a few days won’t know what hit them.”

August 22nd, 2017 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, I am so ripped. I’m shredded like cheese which is made of butter that has been removed by

Dear George

“And no, Rossi is not ‘crying like an orphan girl whose parents were murdered by pirates’…”

August 14th, 2017 | by Boris

Dear George, What have you done with Andrea? You haven’t locked him in that cupboard where you keep all those

Dear George

“I have made the Yellow Puta my man-girl who enjoys to be dominated from behind…”

August 12th, 2017 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, How good was I in FP1 and FP2, huh? No, ‘fantastic’ is not too strong a word. Neither

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