Browsing the "Dear George" Category

Dear George

“The boy-whore, Bautista, has dyed his hair purple for his next job, which is dancing on dirty bars while sailors push money into his golden underpants…”

November 17th, 2018 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, Has he gone yet? Madre de Dios, surely he has left by now? And about time too. His

Dear George

” It must take your step-mother, Fat Uccio, hours to mop it all out of there. Does he cry when he’s doing it? Maybe he and the Sad-Eyed Puta could share a weeping bucket.”

November 6th, 2018 | by Boris

Dear Yellow Puta, I would have written earlier, but I was in too much pain from laughing so hard. All

Dear George

“El Spartano di Magnifico y Poderoso y Glorioso will ride the stupid Chinese circuit in Melanesia like an eagle who has the fins of a shark and the wings of an eagle!”

November 2nd, 2018 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, The Mamba has returned! SSSSSSS-CHAH! El Spartano di Magnifico y Poderoso y Glorioso will ride the stupid Chinese

Dear George

“I will not miss seeing those stinking drunks leaning on the fence, covered in mud, holding fishing poles with rubber sex-organs attached to them, and screaming out stupid Stacey Coner’s name each time I ride past…”

October 27th, 2018 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, This is a very unsatisfactory hospital you have sent me to. Last night, I saw two prostitutes fighting

Dear George

“Of course, the Criminal Redding is weak like a woman, but the shoulder of the Horse-Mouth is even weaker and made of cigarette ash, like pequeño Pedrosito, whose bones explode whenever a motorcycle engine starts!”

October 23rd, 2018 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, Has that crazed Criminal Redding been dragged off to prison in chains yet? I am heavily armed and

Dear George

“Marquez has painted Japanakiaki swear-words on his helmet in the fake gold he has scraped off Bautista’s glittering whore-suit…”

October 20th, 2018 | by Boris

Dear Gigi, The championship is still mine to win, so how about you stop putting all of my belongings in

Dear George

“Of course it is not your fault the “stupid red Bolognaised Mierda-bike” fired you into Thailand airspace. It is wholly the issue of the un-zested octopus. The whole paddock knows this.”

October 9th, 2018 | by Boris

Dear George, I could almost hear you howling as the plane landed. I came, of course, straight away when Gigi

Dear George

“And you must be careful of the monkeys. They will sit on the inside of the corners and throw their faeces at you.”

October 4th, 2018 | by Boris

Dear Mr George, My name is Pranpriya and Mr Dall’Igna has asked me to assist you over the weekend. He

Dear George

“How you break that? You fall on your head, yes? Did the falling gravel hit you on the toe? Is a mystery.”

September 25th, 2018 | by Boris

Ciao George! No more football for you, yes? Ha, ha! I am sorry, but I think your broken little dito

Dear George

“Have the Yamaha Bushidos sent Lin a sword to cut open his belly with? SSSSSSS-CHAH!”

September 23rd, 2018 | by Boris

“SSSSSSSS-CHAH!” Yellow Puta! The Mamba says to you “SSSSSSSS-CHAH!” The ‘CHAH’ is the spitting of the venom after the hissing.

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