2017 HONDA CBR1000RR REVIEW – EDGED WEAPON
November 21st, 2017 | by Boris
It’s been a long time since Honda cast its eye over its flagship sportsbike. The earth has warmed. The dinosaurs
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“I came fourth, which was also much better than coming first because I had to work harder to be fourth on the 2018 Ducati because I did it in less laps.”
November 20th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How much fun was testing!? I love testing. I did very well, I thought and I think you
“Did you tape your visor up when I wasn’t looking, or are you riding with your eyes closed again?”
November 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, The fuck was that about? Seriously? Cosa fucking stavi fucking pensonado? We talked about this. A lot. We
“His heart is made of piss-flavoured mermelada and his ears have always stuck out too far.”
November 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Look how I have attained peak sexy. Yes, it is true. It is not fair, but because it
” There is a big Casey shrine in Matthias’s office. He lights lots of candles in there every day and makes the sign of the cross over every one.”
November 9th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Have you had a stroke? Is that what accounts for your inability to smile at people who plan
“Only God forgives! El Spartano di Magnifico y Mamba di Venganza does not forgive!”
November 1st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Who is the ring-tailed grass-chewing puta responsible for this mierda?! I demand to know which stinking imbécil, whose
“Did you not write on his dashboard: ‘Puta, El Spartano di Magnifico is looking for Map 8. Do nothing and keep a respectful distancia.'”?
October 30th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, You suggest Map 8? I’m winning the fucken race, and you suggest Map 8? Are you taking drogas?
STILL RHOK-ING HARD – RHOK KEVLAR JEANS TWO-AND-A-HALF YEARS ON
October 29th, 2017 | by Boris
My friend Marinko called me the other day. “You want some more Rhok jeans?” he asked. “Mate, the ones you
“Are you insane? Porca miseria! This entire fucken country is made out of monkeys and rubber trees!”
October 27th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What are you doing? I had to chase a dozen stinking Malay monkey dealers away from the back
SCHUBERTH M1 HELMET REVIEW – NEXT-LEVEL OPEN-FACE
October 26th, 2017 | by Boris
My brother Alice summed this helmet up perfectly after hearing me rave about it. “It sounds like a helmet for
