ANDY STRAPZ THERMAL TOPZ REVIEW – FEELING ULTRAFINE
July 20th, 2019 | by Boris
Images by Nick Edards / Half Light Photographic I have been a decades-long fan of Andy Strapz gear. All of
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2019 SUZUKI BOULEVARD M109R REVIEW – BANGING FATTY
July 16th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGERY BY NICK “BLINDED BY THE WHITE” EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC There’s nothing like a fat-bottomed, sass-filled cruiser being
TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 13 – THE GT INCARNATION
July 10th, 2019 | by Boris
In which our hero is given a new incarnation of the Niken which deals efficiently with several issues the original
“Put the bowing pads on the floor so the Respol Bushidos do not bruise their delicate faces making the kow-tow to me when I return in glorious victory glory.”
May 31st, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, I have returned to Yellow Putaland. And my headache has returned to my face. What is wrong
2019 APRILIA RSV4 1100 & TUONO 1100 FACTORY REVIEW – THE ROMAN EMPIRE RETURNS
May 31st, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY TIM MUNRO I came away from the press launch of the 2019 Aprilias buzzing like a Geiger counter
DAYTONA AC4 WD BOOTS REVIEWED – SUBLIME GERMAN CRAFTSMANSHIP
May 30th, 2019 | by Boris
I’m sure some of you crustier long-termers have heard of Daytona boots. I had certainly heard of them. They were
TURBO NIKEN REVIEW – WEAPONS-GRADE IN WAR-BEIGE
May 28th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS /HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Certain man-giblets I have start gronking whenever turbocharging becomes involved in a motorcycle.
“Ramon said you were now calling yourself the Mother of Dragons, and standing in front of Quartararo’s van yelling ‘Dracarys!’ and hissing like a kettle.”
May 22nd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear George, I have spent so much time kneeling in church, my knees are crusted with weeping scabs and
2019 INDIAN FTR1200S REVIEW – UPON THE WARPATH
May 20th, 2019 | by Boris
Indian’s flat-track-inspired FTR1200 has been the most eagerly anticipated motorcycle since the time of Christ – which is unapologetic hyperbole,
“The police monkey was burning the hair off his body with fire and his leathers were hanging up outside his trailer.”
May 18th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, This Lemon racetrack is stupid. And there are many strange things going on. Usually, the strange
