“I will turn my head and wave at you on the grid. Do not smash your helmet into the tank, OK? It will frighten Morbidelli.”
March 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I not see you very much in Losail. I think maybe I see you when Hafizh make the
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“From memory Checa was too fat, Elias wore too much make-up, Melandri spelled his name wrong, Nakano squinted all the time, Crutchlow tried to bite you at Sepang one year, Pol Espagaro had the narrow eyes of a pig…”
February 23rd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, It was quite a surprise to hear from you. I don’t think we’ve spoken since that time you
“Jack Miller, who has only ever seen Ducatis on the Internet and calls them “Jewkadeez”, was faster than you on a bike made out of gum-leaves, beer and kookaburra penises.”
February 18th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, We’ve run out of fucken Ducatis for you to ride. You’ve ridden all of yours. You’ve ridden Jack’s.
“Get on a plane and come to Thailand. Do not go to Greenland, Ireland, Swaziland, Disneyland, or Never-Never Land…”
February 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Why are you in fucking Iceland? You need to be in Thailand. I just got a call from
“They sit next to one another like monkeys sharing bananas and they chatter together like Armenian street prostitutes…”
January 31st, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Look how the skinny Kangaroo Puta kneels at my mighty Spanish feet. He sits beside that Planeta of
I have Googled his name, but I can find nothing on Troiba Liss. I even looked up Australistan Motorcycle Racing, but all I saw was camels…”
December 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, It’s about time you and Matthias came to your senses. I will not be sorry to see that
“Carlito says I have very good truck-driving hands. He has never seen better. And I think he has seen the hands of many truck drivers”
December 5th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I hope your Christmas shopping for my gifts is going well. You know how much I love getting
“I came fourth, which was also much better than coming first because I had to work harder to be fourth on the 2018 Ducati because I did it in less laps.”
November 20th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How much fun was testing!? I love testing. I did very well, I thought and I think you
“Did you tape your visor up when I wasn’t looking, or are you riding with your eyes closed again?”
November 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, The fuck was that about? Seriously? Cosa fucking stavi fucking pensonado? We talked about this. A lot. We
“His heart is made of piss-flavoured mermelada and his ears have always stuck out too far.”
November 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Look how I have attained peak sexy. Yes, it is true. It is not fair, but because it
