2018 KAWASAKI Z900RS CAFÉ REVIEW – “I’M DOING IT FOR YOU, TOECUTTER!”
August 13th, 2018 | by Boris
PHOTOGRAPHY BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC The original Kawasaki Z1 is one of the most beautiful bikes ever
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“You are like the struggling soup-chicken. You are terminado! Your old Tavullian bones cannot handle the fire I bring to the track. I pass like the sex-grease through the broken anus of the losers.”
August 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Yellow Puta, Behold the Mamba! Behold the glistening thrust of my thrusting thrust! Know that I am, now and forever
SIMON’S FINEST SINGLE MALT MANUKA WHISKY REVIEWED
August 8th, 2018 | by Boris
Isn’t social media a wondrous thing? Not only can you experience the sum-total of human damnation in ten minutes, but
“The criminal Redding is busily ruining the Keke Challenge. He is so stupid he can’t even Internet Meme…”
August 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Was that really necessary? I know we don’t have all that much time left together but sending everyone
HARLEY-DAVIDSON GOES ALL IN – Striking new models tease the village…great unrest follows…
July 31st, 2018 | by Boris
The world exploded a little last night. Harley-Davidson released a bunch of pictures and some little information about a host
2018 HONDA CB1000R REVIEW – GO AWAY, NICE PEOPLE
July 20th, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Honda’s A-Game, when it chooses to deploy it, is the very best
DANI PEDROSA – THE BIGGEST RACER OF ALL TIME
July 15th, 2018 | by Boris
I realise most people could not give a toss about my state of mind. My happiness or sadness is, after
“What will the Clinica Mobile now do with all those plastic dwarf collarbones it has bought in bulk to replace the ones you turn into powder every third race?”
July 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Dwarf Puta, I have not given you permission to retire. How can you possibly imagine I would? Of course
AFTER THE HIDDEN VALLEY ASBK ROUND, I HAD ANOTHER CONVERSATION WITH SLOAN FROST…
July 4th, 2018 | by Boris
I so enjoyed my chat with Sloan Frost before the Darwin round of the 2018 ASBK championship, I called him
“But then I see what you did to the Dinosaurio Amarillo. You brake in front of him and he runs into you BAM! And almost you both die. Ha ha!”
July 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Old Mumbu, That was a great race, huh? Of course, I make the very good win because I am
