“Have the Yamaha Bushidos sent Lin a sword to cut open his belly with? SSSSSSS-CHAH!”
September 23rd, 2018 | by Boris
“SSSSSSSS-CHAH!” Yellow Puta! The Mamba says to you “SSSSSSSS-CHAH!” The ‘CHAH’ is the spitting of the venom after the hissing.
Author Archives: Boris
“And no, I was not crossing myself. I stopped believing in God a week after you joined the team. That was Gabarrini…”
September 21st, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I’m not sure I know how to make the Aragon race “sexy as a Mamba in red leather
FORMA HYPER BOOT REVIEW – Riding, dancing, styling – the job lot
September 14th, 2018 | by Boris
Because I am wrong-wired in so many ways, I spend most of my life in riding gear. Unless I’m going
ASHVAULT BACKPACK REVIEW – Shouldering your burden
September 14th, 2018 | by Boris
I have never been much of a fan of backpacks on bikes – or, more to the point, on the
“It is like watching the perro loco put the teeth to his own leg before the villagers kill him with rocks so he does not bite their children. Ha ha!”
September 10th, 2018 | by Boris
Ola, Old Mango! I have been watching you try and throw your destruido Ducati off a bridge all night. You
“Davidoso was sitting in a puddle of his own girl-water the whole time we were being interviewed. Each time I would speak, more smelly liquid would gush from his wilted she-parts.”
September 7th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I hate this stupid San Misanogellorino e della Riviera i Riminininini very much. There is too much of
2018 TRIUMPH SPEED TRIPLE RS REVIEW – THE GUV’NOR
August 30th, 2018 | by Boris
PHOTOGRAPHY BY GREG SMITH / Ikap You might know I’m a bit one-eyed about Speed Triples. I have owned four.
“The stupid Englandian water-gravy that falls from the stupid Englandian curry-sky on the stupid Englandian Silverstone rice-field is like the milk of the Mamba’s mother to the Mamba”
August 27th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Why did the stupid Englandian cowards build this dam where before was the stupid Silverstone? Last time I
“Have you smelled Vinales lately? He pongs like a Manchester bog-slag getting her vodkas on in the laneway out the back of the club she’s just been tossed out of.”
August 24th, 2018 | by Boris
Hey, Spanish Mango, You’re in my house now, you fat-cheeked knob-tosser. My house. Well, not my house where I live
YOUR GUIDE TO THE COMING TENT-CITY GLAMPING-PALOOZA ON PHILLIP ISLAND
August 14th, 2018 | by Boris
You may already be aware of the tent city the Australian MotoGP Corporation is erecting at the Phillip Island ractrack
