September 26th, 2020 | by Boris
Dear Lin, I hope those endless phone-calls and messages about where I am and what I’m doing are really about
August 16th, 2020 | by Boris
Dear Gigi! How happy are you right now? I think your eyebrows are standing straight up like the bristles of
July 20th, 2020 | by Boris
Dear disgraceful Putas, I am gone for five minutes and you filthy monkeys lose all your mierde! You have made
February 10th, 2020 | by Boris
Ciao, George! You have come back, si? Allora, I think, yes. Everywhere I look, you are there. Or maybe
February 7th, 2020 | by Boris
Dear Blue Bushidos. It is me, your new Blue Boss of All The Yamahas and also Testiculo Spectaculo i Glorioso
February 1st, 2020 | by Boris
Hola, putas! I know you have missed me but I have been busy. That Instagram mierde will not post itself,
August 23rd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah! I have returned! The balloons have not yet fallen from the ceiling, but I’m sure that will
August 6th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear worthless putas, What was that rubbish? I fell asleep twice. Carlito had to whisper to me to wake
July 31st, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, Not a single visit. Not single postcard. Not a single basket of fruit and chocolates. I have
May 22nd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear George, I have spent so much time kneeling in church, my knees are crusted with weeping scabs and
