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THE HARRYING OF THE NORTH
Published on October 13th, 2020 | by Al
In which Al decides to cross mountain ranges. It would have been funnier if he invited Harry... Read More →
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2020 YAMAHA YZF-R1 REVIEW – “I DON’T CARE WHAT THE BUTTONS DO!”
Published on October 1st, 2020 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK ‘WHAT’S YOUR LEG DOING?’ EDARDS Ask anyone about me. They’ll tell you I have no business riding a superbike. “Too old, too slow, too fat, too scared, blah, blah, blah…” And they’re right.... Read More →
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“But I think the Horse-toothed Puta’s little Repsola sister will catch it because she is weak and her gums are so broad the Plague will enter through there.”
Published on September 26th, 2020 | by Boris
Dear Lin, I hope those endless phone-calls and messages about where I am and what I’m doing are really about the 10 parade laps I told you to organise. This is my Track of Glory! I... Read More →
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2020 HARLEY-DAVIDSON LIVEWIRE PRESS LAUNCH REVIEW – ELECTRIC MAN-LAND
Published on September 21st, 2020 | by Boris
IMAGES BY MARK WATSON Harley-Davidson’s foray into the Great Voltaic Unknown has driven people crazy. Here was the world’s most iconic motorcycle man-brand, sailing vigorously into what its core customer base viewed as a betrayal –... Read More →
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2020 YAMAHA R15 VERSION 3.0 REVIEW – OAK TREES AND ACORNS
Published on September 10th, 2020 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK ‘HOW FAR ARE WE GOING?’ EDARDS It was a strange day. The Yamaha man and his truck full of goodies arrived at my house and offloaded an R1. I fizzed, which is a... Read More →
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PHIL TAINTONS RACING’S 2020 SUZUKI KATANA – DARKNESS AT THE EDGE OF TOWN
Published on September 3rd, 2020 | by Boris
IMAGERY BY CARL HENSEL & NICK ‘WHAT’S THAT HISSING NOISE?’ EDARDS – which is when we cut the photoshoot short so I could get home before all the air left my tyre, and then I went... Read More →
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“It is five years past the time when that tear-gushing weep-festival of despair went home to play with his dolls and cats.”
Published on August 16th, 2020 | by Boris
Dear Gigi! How happy are you right now? I think your eyebrows are standing straight up like the bristles of a German toothbrush! I do not blame you. It is five years past the time when... Read More →
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2020 YAMAHA MT-09SP REVIEW – FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTNESS
Published on August 9th, 2020 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK ‘AFTERNOON DELIGHT’ EDARDS There is something intrinsically “right” about Yamaha’s MT platform. The package works. You can tell by the amount of MTs of all sizes the factory has sold since it began... Read More →
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“You have made the kaka all over my favourite racetrack, and now you are broken and hanging on a wall, dripping like the salami-donkeys in a Polish village.”
Published on July 20th, 2020 | by Boris
Dear disgraceful Putas, I am gone for five minutes and you filthy monkeys lose all your mierde! You have made the kaka all over my favourite racetrack, and now you are broken and hanging on a... Read More →
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HELD FOR YOUR HEAD – GERMAN WARMTH IS SERIOUS
Published on July 15th, 2020 | by Boris
It’s a wonderful Plague-filled winter we’re having, isn’t it? And while our winters can be bitter, they’re not a patch on the crazy ice-and-snow bullshit the Germans, and indeed many Europeans, must deal with every year.... Read More →
