GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 9
“Ow! I caught my hair in the stupid helmet! Look! There’s a shoe sale! You need to go back!”
“Um, these are all wet. I need to change them. Can you wait a few seconds?”
“If you want fries with that, you’ll need to take your helmet off first.”
“I’m just saying goodbye to my cousin. I’ll be there in a second. Don’t be so impatient.”
“See? I’ve been practicing for sitting on the back of the S1000RR like you said I should.”
“What? You said I should stretch my hammies.”
“How much should we take to the party?”
“I don’t this top goes with that new helmet you bought me.”
“‘Just wait here’, he said. ‘I won’t be long’, he said. Mum was right about him. He’s just no good.”
“Why are all the other umbrella girls staring at me? Bitches…”
“The limo driver has gone home? Oh dear. Can I get a lift with you then?”
“Wait! I forgot my hair-scrunchie!”
“No. It’s a Honda. I don’t like Hondas. You’ll have to buy a Ducati.”
“Do you know any knots?”
“I’ve dropped your keys in the pool. Sorry.”
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Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.
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