GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 8
“It’s really bumpy on the back…I think I broke a nail…why do you have to go so fast? I can’t see anything…”
“What? You said ‘Lube the chain’. I’m lubing the chain.”
“Are my pants dry yet? I want to go home. Gray’s Anatomy is on!”
“Did you bring the fast bike, or the slow bike?”
“My knees are going to be around my ears if I get on that. Oh well..”
“Do you want me to wash the car as well, or will the bike do?”
“They’re your good pliers? They look like ordinary pliers to me.”
“Let me just finish this, then we can go, OK?”
You said to wear clear glasses for riding around at night. These are all i have. They’re mum’s, but”
“Um, you’re going to be back soon, right? Dubbo’s not far from Melbourne, is it?”
“I fixed my leather jacket up a little. It doesn’t make me look fat anymore.”
“This wool stuff is itchy. You promised you’d buy me a leather jacket.”
“Why do you want to frisk me for your keys? I told you I don’t have them.”
“It’s not funny! They bounce like mad when you go over bumps!”
“So you tow me behind the bike, and when I yell out, you’re going too fast, you need to slow down, OK?”
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Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.
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