“Check out this fabulous artwork I had commissioned”

He’s finished! Washed up! He should go home now and stop wasting everyone’s time.

Anyway, on to more important things. Check out this fabulous artwork I had commissioned.

How good is it? It’s got everything. My six-pack, my Spartanity, my red cloak, my hammer (which is also a spear), and a heap of really cute golden butter knives! How good does my six-pack look! Seriously.

Yes, I know the shield has the Yamaha thingy on it, but we can easily change that to a Ducati thingy (do we have a thingy?), and I think it would be better, artistically, if Ducati changed its colours from red to blue.

I did mention to you that red makes me look a little washed out.

I want to get these made into portable walls so I can line my pit garage with them. I believe it would be a good move to put them in Dovi’s garage as well, and even flick a few over to the satellite teams, so they’re in no doubt who the Number One Ducati Rider is (that’s me). But also as inspiration and motivation. You know how good I am at that.

Make it happen, Gigi.

I’ll see you in that desert place, even though I don’t like the desert place. How come it’s always dark there? Is it because it’s on the other side of the planet? I always wondered.

Best regards,

George.