“We know your own pit-crew chased you back onto the track with pitchforks last week…”
July 1st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Herr George, Willkommen in Deutschland. My name is Ernst and I am Herr Müller’s personal assistant. Herr Müller will
Author Archives: Boris
“It is the first time I see the back-markers for many years. You are bringing this back, yes?”
June 26th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Gigi call me last night. He is a little bit, how you say, concerned you are not OK.
” We could even dress him up in a red clown-suit and put an octopus on his head – you know, make a day of it.”
June 25th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, You know I don’t like to get too involved in what you have going on with George. I’m
2017 BMW R1200 GS RALLYE X REVIEW – OMNIPOTENCE INCARNATE
June 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Omnipotence is not knowing how everything is done; it’s just doing it. Alan Watts It’s far too easy to
“May God rot his testicoli with rat-plague…”
June 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I write this letter on behalf of the Ducati Corse mechanics in the hope we can find a
“Dorna already thinks I’m crazy for installing some girl’s Japanese sex-octopus behind your seat!”
June 5th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What the bastard fuck was that? You trying to give me a heart attack? When you sailed into
“He is like a length of slow-riding yellow kaka!”
June 3rd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Have I told you how much I hate Mugello? Why don’t the stupid putas just paint the whole
AIROH AVIATOR 2.2 SIX DAYS 2017 OFF-ROAD HELMET REVIEW – Helmet of the Gods
May 30th, 2017 | by Boris
There’s a reason aliens like Antonio ‘Tony’ Cairoli have an Airoh helmet on their heads. It’s not quite the same
2017 ROYAL ENFIELD HIMALAYAN REVIEW – EASY DOES IT
May 29th, 2017 | by Boris
I learned several things on the recent Australian press launch of Royal Enfield’s Himalayan. The first of which is I
“How you like them chorizos, Yellow Puta?”
May 24th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How much bigger and sassier is your Big Red Sassy Daddy now, huh? If I was
