“They cannot ride fast when their private parts are rotting with the disease of whores.”
August 3rd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I am ready to start the fight for the championship now. As you know, so far I have
Author Archives: Boris
2017 SUZUKI GSX-S750 REVIEW – BLAND BEGONE
July 24th, 2017 | by Boris
While I kinda liked how the Suzuki Bandit did its thing, it was, by any measure, a profound eyesore of
BMW MOTORRAD DAYS 2017 – THEY GET THIS SO RIGHT
July 23rd, 2017 | by Boris
My mate, Ray from Held (producer of top-end German motorcycle gear) was just in Europe for his annual Held conference.
2017 YAMAHA MT10SP REVIEW – MISSILE OF THE ROBO-ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
July 22nd, 2017 | by Boris
The last time I rode an MT-10 was last year. It made me a little bit crazy. I confessed to
“I know why he picks his testículos and his culo when he rides out of the pits…”
July 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I have some really good news. I have decided to write my memoirs. So while the other putas
SUCH GOOD, MANY BENEFIT, GIZ MONEY
July 14th, 2017 | by Boris
It would not surprise you to know I have been black-banned by Dorna. This has been the case for some
MY HEROES HAVE NEVER BEEN COWBOYS
July 10th, 2017 | by Boris
I was once asked, long ago, if I thought I was Agostini. The bloke asking me had a gun, and
“…And then there you suddenly were, like a giant Spanish stronzo all up in my shit…”
July 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, It’s Andrea. I’m pretty sure you remember me. I was the one who introduced you to your Ducati
“Explain how Asparagus A, riding an Aprilia made from recycled Italian fascists, and using a crank made from pasta, somehow managed to finish four places in front of you”
July 3rd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, It’s OK. Matthias has gone back to Wolfsburg. You can come out of the toilet now. I promise.
2017 YAMAHA FJR 1300AE REVIEW – SMOOTH OPERATOR
July 2nd, 2017 | by Boris
By Alan Moon Second opinion by Boris Mihailovic The years have been kind to the Yamaha FJR1300. I last rode
