Published on April 17th, 2014 | by Boris
True men know there is only one acceptable colour for one’s motorcycle.
Black is also acceptable, but black is the absence of colour, so it doesn’t count.
Red is the only colour any bike should ever be painted.
So we have done a bit of looking and found some nice red bikes.
Yes, feel free to touch yourself over them.
They’re like strippers. They won’t mind.