PRETTY SHINY THINGS

Killer golden paint, mini-apes, a reasonably-sized tyre, this Evo ticks many boxes, and would doubtlessly moisten many a pair of panties.

Easily one of the neatest, sweetest and friendliest XS650 Yamahas we’ve ever seen.

Well, what else is a man gonna do with his old Honda?

Yes, it probably will leave you stranded and your legs covered in oil and the salt of your tears, but it sure is pretty.

Sweet as a sweet nut covered in sugar and toffee and fairy floss.

This says” “Get fucked!” in American.

This must sound like Hiroshima exploding all over again.

His name is Vincent. He has a price. It is high.