RED ONES
True men know there is only one acceptable colour for one’s motorcycle.
Red.
Black is also acceptable, but black is the absence of colour, so it doesn’t count.
Red is the only colour any bike should ever be painted.
So we have done a bit of looking and found some nice red bikes.
Yes, feel free to touch yourself over them.
They’re like strippers. They won’t mind.
About the Author
Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.
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