Quick & Dirty

Published on August 6th, 2013 | by Boris

PURE MENTAL METAL

Riding motorcycles is not a sensible thing to do.

This is probably why we do it.

But there are lunatics among us. And we are all richer for it.

May they live for ever.

Of course you would build a bike using a Ferrari 308 engine.

Of course you would build a bike using a Ferrari 308 engine.

This is a Paul Teutul Jnr Cafe Racer. I'm sure his father, Paul Snr beat him like a bitch for building it. And rightly so.

This is a Paul Teutul Jnr Cafe Racer. I’m sure his father, Paul Snr, beat him like a bitch for building it. And rightly so.

Look closely at this engine. You will see that it is upside down. Yes, and those are the Frenchmen who are responsible.

Look closely at this engine. You will see that it is upside down. Yes, and those are the Frenchmen who are responsible.

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A Ducati salt runner. What could possible go wrong?

A Ducati salt runner. What could possible go wrong?

Sheer genius! 27 pounds of boost will make this even more magnificent.

Sheer genius! 27 pounds of boost will make this even more magnificent.

Yes. 1427ccs of Yes.

Yes. 1427ccs of Yes.

Why is this here among the mental cases? You've clearly never owned one, have you?

Why is this here among the mental cases? You’ve clearly never owned one, have you?

A Maico 700cc two-stroke. Eat shit and die.

A Maico 700cc two-stroke. Eat shit and die.

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About the Author

is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.



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