“Mama mia! I am sorry to laugh, but you fly like the Superman! But not a good Superman. You fly like a little bit merda Superman…
Ciao George!
How are you after your, how you say, incidente at Turn Six?
I watch the Misano race from my couch because my bones must grow back a little bit before I can challenge once again for the championship, and you have made very good progress I think.
But I think is better how you do it before, no? Maybe lead for some laps, then go back and ride with almost-fast riders like Jonas, and Cal, and even Karel. I think is not good to lead for some laps and then crash. Especially when is make the high-side.
Mama mia! I am sorry to laugh, but you fly like the Superman! But not a good Superman. You fly like a little bit merda Superman who is falling off the building because someone has put the, how you say, kryptonioni in his culo.
Here is where I watch the race and give the interview. You did not give the interview, George, and you watch the race from the pits. Is bad luck, no? HAHAHAHAAH!
But thank you for that. When you make the flight, I almost tear stitches in my leg from laughing so much, but I am glad you are not hurt. Not very glad, but just a little bit glad because if you are in hospital it is less funny than when you lock yourself in your motorhome and break things like a pazzo stronzo. That is very funny. You even make the foam in the mouth like a tired horse.
Still, is good result, no? I mean not for you because you must go back to pits on the back of a scooter like a woman who is a little bit drunk and lost in Rome and is crying and someone take the pity on her and bring her back to her hotel. And maybe steal her handbag and touch her under her dress.
But I think is good result for Marquez and Dovi. It has made the championship very exciting in the last rounds.
I hope I will be back for the next round. And I think you hope your new boss is not the Maharajah of All The Best Quality Indian Motorcycles, but it does not look good for you in that way, I think.
Still, I think is better for you if the Indians buy Ducati than if the Harley-Davidson buy it. The Indian people are very polite. The Americans will make you smoke the crack and then deport you to Mexico in chains. And when you try and swim back across the river they will let their dogs attack you. Their orange president does not like your people very much. It is very sad, but what can you do?
Anyway, I have a favour to ask. Please stop to make the Dovi cry. He is a very good person. Andrea is gentle and kind and his eyes are soft like his nature. He would make a good wife for someone like Danilo.
You can see Andrea has a very kind soul. Look how he always tries to qualify behind you even when he is faster. He is a good team-mate for you. Not like when I was your team-mate and put the big scarafaggios in your leathers for the joke.
That made Lin laugh, and Lin never laughs. Well, he did laugh when you signed the Ducati contract. And now he laugh when Gigi makes you stand under the podium and clap when Andrea wins. This is a good thing, I think, to make Lin laugh.
OK, so maybe I see you in Aragon.
Your amico with nine world championships,
Vale.
About the Author
Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.
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