SHITS & GIGGLES I
This was the day the Ducati Owners Club of America went to watch the races and put storm covers over their bikes to prevent them getting wet if it rained. Well, it rained. And there was a bit of a wind, too. Oh, how they laughed.
Truly, he is a mighty and worthy adversary. Ware his wrath and his puissance.
C’mon, it’s still funny after all these years. And who doesn’t think of the Nightrider when they look up at the night sky, huh?
What? It’s never even occurred to you to try this? Bullshit.
There is nothing in this image that is not totally awesome. NOTHING!
This would not have happened if he had been wearing a Hi-Viz vest.
Duck, bastards. Just duck. That is all. Just fucken duck.
And hurry the fuck up, bastard.
“Faster, Kwang! You must catch the man with the ducks!”
“And this is how it feels when you go around a corner, Ted.”
About the Author
Boris is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously.
He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.