The wife was cleaning the house. And I had no business being in it. At all. Thus has it always been. All I do is get in the way when the Great Cleansing commences. And I... Read More→
Even a bag of sub-organic suet needs airing after several days of being force-fed dead animals and the dregs of some vile bourbon barrel. Double-points be fucked. If our owners imagine for one second they have... Read More→
Some wins are real wins, like coming first place in a race or picking the lucky ticket from a hat. Other wins, like that lauded by the Queensland Government when a handful of Attorney-General Jarrod Bleijie’s... Read More→
Relax, Skynet has not yet become aware. But it’s close. Behold the electronic wizardry now extant in the 2015 Aprilia Caponord. It comes with Aprilia Dynamic Damping (aDD…don’t laugh), Aprilia Cruise Control (aCC), Aprilia Traction Control... Read More→
I love Smartphones. I feel they are one of mankind’s most useful inventions. They are a communication device par excellence – provided you’re with Telstra, not in a lift, and somewhere near a populated area (which... Read More→