Just So You Know

Published on June 23rd, 2014 | by Boris


Drugs are bad, OK?

And to make sure everyone knows of their badness, the good folks at Calvista, who have for years provided the world with top-quality adult-films and assorted marital aids, are now offering urine-based drug-testing kits for you to use, so that you’ll know what you need to know before others find out.

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Michael Basset, the CEO of Calvista is right across this.

“With the increasing prevalence of recreational drugs in the community, we decided to create a new category to cater for testing”, he told us. “Whilst not condoning the consumption of recreational drugs, we can supply fast-acting and reliable test kits to allow individuals to be aware and responsible”.

Awareness and responsibility, pilgrims. Words to live by.

Calvista Australia Pty Ltd. 170-180 Buckhurst Street, South Melbourne, Victoria 3205

Sales: 1800 012 221 Tel: +61 3 9695 5858 Fax: +61 3 9686 0644

Email: marketing@calvista.com.au, Web: www.calvista.com.au

Facebook: Calvista Australia, Twitter: Calvista


About the Author

is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.

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