Dear George,<\/p>\n
How good was that! Fucken smashed ya! Come up on you like a bull full piss and hormones and smashed ya all the way to fuck and back again.<\/p>\n
Townsville near shit itself, I reckon. Drank the Exchange out of Four Ex, I heard.<\/p>\n
Feel a bit bad for Dovi, but. Top bloke. Cries a lot. Reminds me of me cousin, Marge. She would come to all the family barbies and someone would look at her funny and she\u2019d go off blubbin\u2019 and honkin\u2019 and carryin\u2019 on like her puppy died. Chicks, aye? I got no idea what they\u2019re about. They\u2019re still beaut, but.<\/p>\n
Anyway, you were having a good crack at the start, weren\u2019t you? You were deadset going off! All up front like that, up in everyone\u2019s shit. Was fucken grouse to watch. Them super-dooper-ultra-stickier-than-me-mum\u2019s-date-pudding-tyres you like so much are tops, aye?<\/p>\n
I use them now and again for qualifying, or when I wanna put the fear of Christ into that Redding cunt. You like \u2019em in the race, aye? Gets you on the TV for a few laps. Makes your mum proud of you. Can\u2019t have her thinkin\u2019 you\u2019re a massive shit-cunt like everyone else, aye?<\/p>\n
So then Dovi smacks you up then crashes. Zarco feeds you piles of greasy French dick, then crashes. You sure are some kind of bad luck buggery, aren\u2019t ya! Ha ha! Fuck me, I was almost too scared to pass you meself.<\/p>\n
Kind of had to, but, aye? Fucken bikes fall over if you\u2019re not goin\u2019 fast enough. Everyone here in Australia knows that. One of our old Prime Ministers, Fred Gassit, said that about 50 years ago and it became part of our national heritage \u2013 like smashin\u2019 cans, givin\u2019 cunts a fair go, and dressin\u2019 up like Ned Kelly when you\u2019re going out to look for a root.<\/p>\n
But yeah, sorry about that. Poor ol\u2019 Gigi must be injecting himself with bathub gak by now, I reckon. Poor cunt. Them fucken Germans would be putting the boot into him like mad.<\/p>\n
Must have stung a bit getting hosed on the bike you were riding last year. It would sure fuck me off if Morbidelli did me like that. But I had to have a go because of fucken Rossi.<\/p>\n
I thought I might have the prick for a sec there.<\/p>\n
Fuck me, the old bastard still gets along, aye? He\u2019s like 300 years old and still rides likes a rocket with a rocket up its arse. I couldn\u2019t catch him. But I tried.<\/p>\n
I really wanted to get Danilo. Fuck me, he can also honk when he wants to. Of course it helps the factory gave him the bike you were riding on Friday. They like him. You? Probably not so much, I reckon.<\/p>\n
Must be that sandpaper-hairy face of his. Fuck me, the cunt must have been shaving from the age of five and bangin\u2019 20-year-old molls from the age of 12.<\/p>\n
Bit funny seein\u2019 Zarco cunt-up in the vegies, aye? Poor bastard. Every Frog worth his garlic snails was cheerin\u2019 for him and down he goes. Like one of our politicians on a female staff member \u2013 ha ha! Yeah, I\u2019m lookin\u2019 at you, Barnaby, ya beetroot-faced shit-weasel.<\/p>\n
So there\u2019s been lots of talk about you fuckin\u2019 off to Kawasaki or Royal Enfield, and me and Danilo fighting in a pit over who gets to sit in your chair next year.<\/p>\n
What\u2019s the go there, mate? You goin\u2019 or you stayin\u2019? Stop pfaffin\u2019 about like an old moll. Shit or get off the fucken pot. Fish or cut bait, ya cunt. You\u2019re like a chook with its head cut off, runnin\u2019 around the yard, bumpin\u2019 into walls, an leavin\u2019 great streaks of shit everywhere.<\/p>\n
Sort yourself out, mate. Cunts are pointin\u2019 and laughin\u2019 at ya. Come out on the piss some night. I told ya last time. Do you a world of good. I know a few good bars in Mugello. We\u2019ll tell the chicks you\u2019re a Formula One driver. You\u2019ll get laid, guaranteed!<\/p>\n
Let me know, aye.<\/p>\n
Cheers, big ears,<\/p>\n
Jack \u201cGet a dog up ya\u201d Miller<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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