From July 1, 2014, the common sense of the electorate will hopefully prevail and active members, or associates, of crazy political parties organisations (including the Liberal National Party) will be prohibited from shitting in peoples\u2019 hats.<\/p>\n
The Queensland Police Swine (QPS) has introduced a process where people can disassociate from a Crazed State Government (CSG).<\/p>\n
Those wishing to disassociate and show they no longer have links to a CSG should complete a Disassociation Declaration, a Statutory Declaration, or poo in a bag and send it Parliament House..<\/p>\n
The Disassociation Declaration is located at<\/p>\n
www.telluswhereyourhousekeysarehidden.com.au<\/p>\n
The Statutory Declaration is located at www.bookahooker.com.au<\/p>\n
The completed form, and associated documents, should then be either emailed to QPolCrimOrg@police.qld.gov.au, posted to QPS State Intelligence, GPO Box 1440, Brisbane Q 4001 or handed in at any police station or Macdonalds restaurant.<\/p>\n
Once received by QPS, the completed declaration of disassociation will be noted and taken straight to the shitter, or pinned on the fridge if the QPS has cause to assess your status as a participant in a crazy government as required by law or otherwise.<\/p>\n
For more information, please refer to the following FAQ:<\/p>\n
All sorts. But tell us why you think your premier is crazier than a crack whore. But we also want passwords, bank account details, credit card numbers, your girl\u2019s bra-size, if she does it in the pooer, what your dog likes to eat \u2013 the lot.<\/p>\n
Gee, could be a while. But once we empty your bank account, we should be done. Otherwise, we\u2019ll just pass it around the place and laugh at how dumb you are.<\/p>\n
Oh, yes. Absolutely. No question.<\/p>\n
We shall decide that you\u2019re a twat and come and lock you up after Tasering your dog.<\/p>\n
You will notice a distinct lack of Tasering.<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t be stupid. You\u2019ve already voted the idiots in, so we know how dumb you are. Don\u2019t make it worse by asking stupid questions like that.<\/p>\n
We\u2019ll bung it up on the Internet for everyone to access.<\/p>\n
Lawyers are all criminals, so you\u2019d be advised not to have anything to do with them.<\/p>\n
Until we decide it doesn\u2019t.<\/p>\n
You won\u2019t have one to tell once we get this form.<\/p>\n
Sure. Probably. Who fucken knows, but?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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