Dear George,<\/p>\n
Mate, you need to calm the fuck down and stop being a dead-set five-arseholed prick.<\/p>\n
Them sad Spango cunts you pay money to hang around your bean-bag-filled bus keep texting me.<\/p>\n
\u201cApologise to George, pinche puta!\u201d they type. They also type: \u201cGeorge wants to fight you behind the toilets at Jerez, Co\u00f1o\u201d, and \u201cGeorge has a bigger penis than five kangaroos!\u201d<\/p>\n
And then some dumb cunt sends me something in Spanish. \u201cQue te folle un pez!\u201d<\/p>\n
I Googled that. You hope I get fucked by a fish? Seriously?<\/p>\n
Mate, all I did was pass you. You were riding like a big slow sack of red-painted dago shit, running crazy lines, and me and Asparagus were having a serious crack. Munted prick goes alright. No idea how he sees out of them slitty eyes he has.<\/p>\n
Anyway, if I had a horn, I would have beeped you when I come up on you. As it was I yelled out to you.<\/p>\n
\u201cGeorge!\u201d I yelled. \u201cGet the fuck out of the fucken way, yakaaaaarn!\u201d<\/p>\n
Did you get out of the way? Did you fuck. I reckon you rode even slower.<\/p>\n
Fair go, mate. It\u2019s not like I slammed into you. I just put your old Jewkadee \u2013 and don\u2019t she fucken go alright, aye? Fucken cracker of a bike \u2013 under you. I could have put a fucken semi-trailer full of pumpkins in the space you left, mate. Dead-set.<\/p>\n
Beaut Jewkadee, but. I took the limiter out of it, and we firehosed some dead octopus from under the seat. How the fuck did that get there? You chuck it in the sea after Brno last year? Ha ha! Bet ya did, ya mad cunt.<\/p>\n
Yeah, so it\u2019s not like I did anything crazy. If I had, those cunts in Race Direction would have sooled the fucken dogs on me.<\/p>\n
They\u2019re watching young Marky like my mum used to watch me when I was trying to get out of eating the Brussels sprouts she cooked. Poor cunt can\u2019t even polish his teeth without getting a ride-through penalty.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s made shit a bit shit. But when you knock the Big Yellow Bastard off his bike, then shit\u2019s always gonna get real. It\u2019s not Marky\u2019s first belt around the paddock. Cunt\u2019s got form. The Big Yellow Bastard has form too, but. I reckon he\u2019s in the Mafia and shit.<\/p>\n
Yeah, so we\u2019re at Airez this weekend. You got a corner named after you there, don\u2019t you? Is that because you always crash there? Ha ha! Just kidding, mate. You\u2019ve only crashed there a few times. Hardly worth naming a corner after you for those efforts, aye?<\/p>\n
Me, Dowvee, Dan The Ex-Cop Man, Tits, X-Man \u00a0and Cal are going out on the piss before practice on Friday. Cal reckons he\u2019s already world champion, so there\u2019s not much point in holding back he says. I don\u2019t know if he\u2019s serious. I can\u2019t ever look him in the eyes. Well, not both of them at once, ha ha!<\/p>\n
Mate, you\u2019re welcome to come along, aye. All us Jewkadee blokes got to stick together, and even though he rides a Honda, Cal\u2019s a mate and he likes to sink piss and get naked and party, so I always ask him along.<\/p>\n
If you want, I can ask Joanne to come too. He\u2019s been strange ever since he changed his name and decided to be a woman. But French cunts are strange cunts, don\u2019t you reckon? He can be sheila if he likes. I wouldn\u2019t root him, but someone like Tits might chuck one up him. Slow cunt hasn\u2019t had a root in yonks. Hasn\u2019t had a win either! Ha ha!<\/p>\n
Let me know, mate. And stop fucken sookin\u2019 or I\u2019ll smash ya.<\/p>\n
Cheers,<\/p>\n
Jack The Fuckin\u2019 Legend Miller<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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