{"id":7947,"date":"2014-03-05T06:22:40","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T20:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=7947"},"modified":"2014-02-20T21:40:12","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T11:40:12","slug":"girls-need-pillioning-somewhere-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/girls-need-pillioning-somewhere-10\/","title":{"rendered":"GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 10"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“I really don’t think your keys are in this pool. But it looks like the one I threw them into.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Can you take me to the tattooists on your way to work?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“This is the cleanest servo toilet I’ve ever taken my pants off in!”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“So, you said we were gonna have a picnic. I don’t see any picnic basket.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Do you think I’m overdressed for the Barry Sheene Classic? Be honest.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Look, I made jewelry out of your old bike bits!”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Are you sure you left your torque wrench down here?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“OK. Put your bike parts in. I’m ready to wash them.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Shit. I forgot the ice. Now he’ll beat me again. Oh, well…”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“You call those ‘lap times’?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“I got these to match the Ducati. But it caught fire again.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Sure, you can use my sleeve for toilet paper.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“The shame is overwhelming. The guy on the Honda made you his bitch.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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