Dear George,<\/p>\n
Dorna has no provision for a trail-by-combat pole position.<\/p>\n
I can ask, but I really don\u2019t think Zarco is going to come out and fight you for pole position atop a sand dune \u201cwhile the hot desert sun kisses the beast-sweat\u201d from your bodies.<\/p>\n
Herv\u00e9 also want you to get away from his motorhome and take your urine-filled balloons, bags of soft merde, and paintbrushes with you.<\/p>\n
He understands you\u2019re upset, but he\u2019s convinced Zarco is not \u201cthe stupid piss-reeking offspring of German arse-frogs\u201d, and that the entire nation of France is certainly not \u201ca stinking sewer of mincing beret-wearing pederasts, whose hairy women smell of damp cheese, Gauloises butts, and arrogance\u201d.<\/p>\n
He also feels it\u2019s unfortunate you think the \u201cGermans should have bulldozed the entire p\u00e2t\u00e9-stained midden into the sea when they had the chance\u201d, but he thinks it\u2019s too late for your \u201cinvicible Spartan legion to burn Paris to the ground and put every pederast, whore and child to the spear\u201d.<\/p>\n
Look, I know you\u2019re not happy with your lap-record being broken after 10 years. And it must burn to see it broken by the \u201ctreacherous horse-toothed freak-puta\u201d, the \u201ctrout-eyed Italian sausage bag of sadness in the adjoining pit garage\u201d, and that \u201csperm-gargling pancake from Cannes\u201d.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s also most unpleasant to be gridded next to and just behind Vale\u2026oops, \u201cThe Ancient 1000-Season Yellow Puta of All Putas\u201d, and I\u2019m not sure if I can stop him waving at you and signing his name on your visor, but I will ask Lin, OK?<\/p>\n
Look, ninth on the grid is not so bad. Last year, the Viejo Bastardo Amarillo<\/em> started from 10th and managed to get third. So you should be good for at least second.<\/p>\n Now come back to the garage before Herv\u00e9 calls the Qatari security teams. You know what happened last time he did that. The stains are still in Parc<\/em> Ferm\u00e9.<\/p>\n Yours in eternal hope,<\/p>\n Gigi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dear George, Dorna has no provision for a trail-by-combat pole position. I can ask, but I really don\u2019t think Zarco is going to come out and fight you for pole position atop a sand dune \u201cwhile the hot desert sun kisses the beast-sweat\u201d from your bodies. Herv\u00e9 also want you to get away from his [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":587789,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[253],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587777"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":587801,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587777\/revisions\/587801"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/587789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}