Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n
It\u2019s about time you and Matthias came to your senses.<\/p>\n
I will not be sorry to see that stupid weeping puta of a team-mate of mine go back to making coffee for tourists in Rome. I am sick of splashing though his tears every time we have to go anywhere together.<\/p>\n
Get over it, puta! Tell him, Gigi! Tell him the Spartano de Mamba Magnifico y Sexy y Ponderoso has said he must get over it. The tourists ordering his cappuccinos will not want them full of his weeping fail-snot.<\/p>\n
But who is this replacement I am hearing about, Gigi?<\/p>\n
I have Googled his name, but I can find nothing on Troiba Liss. I even looked up Australistan Motorcycle Racing, but all I saw was camels being sold for meat by women with beards.<\/p>\n
I need you to find out everything you can on this Troiba puta. If he is to be my new team-mate then I need to know everything about him. Does he speak Spanish? Can he cook paella? Does he know not to speak to me until I have had my morning chai-latte with smashed organic acai berries and goji drops?<\/p>\n
Will he understand how he must support me in my quest for my next world MotoGP championship, just as I supported the stupid sad-eyed Italian as he failed his way through last year\u2019s championship? \u00a0And I will not ever waste my time like that again, Gigi. I cannot mentor Italians. They spend too much time waving their arms around. They all want to be like the three-legged Yellow Puta, who has not won a race since 1976.<\/p>\n
At this stage I do not want a wall between us. But I think a waist-high partition is a good signal to make. On his side so he can see, you must write in big letters in the Australistanian language: \u201cDO NOT STARE AT THE GREAT MAMBA WITH WIDE EYES AND ALWAYS SHOW RESPECT\u201d and on my side maybe put some nice pictures of me doing wheelstands on the Yamaha.<\/p>\n
So when is going to be the Goodbye Losing Puta party for the crying woman? I am not going to buy him anything, you know. He does not deserve it.<\/p>\n
Oh, can you get me a new volleyball? Carlito kicked the last one into the sea when I spiked it past him for a point.<\/p>\n
Regards,<\/p>\n
George.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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