{"id":5399,"date":"2013-11-11T08:01:02","date_gmt":"2013-11-10T22:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=5399"},"modified":"2013-11-11T09:11:53","modified_gmt":"2013-11-10T23:11:53","slug":"girls-who-need-pillioning-somewhere-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/girls-who-need-pillioning-somewhere-7\/","title":{"rendered":"GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 7"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“You want me to wear a jacket? But I’ll be hot. And being hot makes me cranky.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“No, your keys are not lost in this couch. I’ve been looking for ages. You could help, you know. Drinking beer and looking at me is not helping.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“What have I forgotten? Oh, yes. Pants. I’ll probably need some pants, won’t I?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Why didn’t you bring any swimming costumes? They’ll call the police if you go in like that. And then I’ll have to catch a cab home because you can never ride after you’ve been Tased.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“You want to swap me for a Bimota? Is she hotter than me? Can I think about it?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“What? You said we were riding to Dubbo. I’m ready. Is it far?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Yeah, look, I’ll just finish this and then we can go. They’ll wait for you. They always wait for you.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Yes, the acid has kicked in. Why do you ask?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“I need a new helmet. My old helmet doesn’t go with these undies.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“It took me ages to brush the knots out of my hair. You’re a bastard.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“I was thinking of changing my piercing to one that doesn’t catch on my clothes as much. Yes, there is more beer. I’ll just go and get you one.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“You always get too much pepperoni.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Why do you have to ride so fast? I need to pee. I really need to pee. Look! There’s a shoe shop!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5404,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[42,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5399"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5399"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5446,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5399\/revisions\/5446"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}