{"id":5142,"date":"2013-10-29T14:13:57","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T04:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=5142"},"modified":"2013-10-30T20:13:08","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T10:13:08","slug":"girls-who-need-pillioning-somewhere-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/girls-who-need-pillioning-somewhere-6\/","title":{"rendered":"GIRLS WHO NEED PILLIONING SOMEWHERE 6"},"content":{"rendered":"
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You know you’re in when Mindy says: “Ooo, a mid-capacity Korean cruiser. I’ll just go whip off my knickers shall I?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“He says it’s a race, and he is trying to win me a bear.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“I said I liked his BMW. It was just like Ewan McGregors. He says I should light fires to keep the animals away. Wilcannia is pretty. I’m sure he will be back.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Yes, I can’t wait to go to the Superbikes and drink a $1000 worth of beer while your mates leer at me. Can we go now! That romantic B&B idea was silly.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“That’s funny. His EHarmony profile didn’t mention sociopath. He has a nice bike, but.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Nice to get some fresh air. I’m sick of that basement.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Do I really have to carry all that, It stinks! Yes I know you can’t afford another charge.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“He had me at Deauville.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Why does he keep nodding, winking and pointing at me with the Panigale salesman? Now he wants me to turn around?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Sometimes it’s really hard to hold on, and not drop the shovel and the lime.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“I can’t find anywhere to plug in a sandwich press.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“Ive had seven of these and I’ve read the manual twice. I am now ready to do the shims.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“No, I cannot find that washer you dropped. And I have been looking. Honest.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“His bike has a fairing. I will not share my hair straightener with him!”<\/p><\/div>\n

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“He gave me this number to wear and told me to stand over here and wait. He said he’s going to get a spare helmet. He’s been gone a while.”<\/p><\/div>\n

With thanks to Nick Cruth for the captions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Why do you have to ride so fast? It’s really bumpy on this road. My hair is all tangled…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5145,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[42,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5142"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5175,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142\/revisions\/5175"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}