Alone on the Bylong Valley Way on Sunday, and three blokes on identical B-Kings refused to get out of my way.<\/p>\n
They made a point of refusing to get out of my way. I wasn’t in that much of a hurry, but I was keen to have a bit of fun on a winding road. I was alone, and so I would have done it at about oh, I don’t know, maybe 30km\/h slower than if Bly was with me, but these three blokes wouldn’t get out of my way.<\/p>\n
I finally found a spot where I\u00a0could use rat cunning to get around them, and passed; after which one of them decided that he would give chase to my 11 year old VFR on his B-King.<\/p>\n
When he disappeared from my mirrors (just before that fun bit where you take the right-hander, then left up the mountain, down and under the railway bridge where you can really make the V4 howl) I slowed a little to see if he would catch up to play again, but he appeared to have stopped.<\/p>\n
Probably to paint his nails, or have receptive anal sex with someone.<\/p>\n
Or maybe he crashed horribly and was writhing and twisting on the Bylong Valley Way like a bleeding-out rat with a broken spine while his two friends tried to call 000 on their useless mobile phones and cursed the day they signed their contract with Vodafone.<\/p>\n
Who knows?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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