{"id":424550,"date":"2017-06-12T01:33:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-11T15:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=424550"},"modified":"2017-07-05T22:35:38","modified_gmt":"2017-07-05T12:35:38","slug":"theyre-good-dogs-brent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/theyre-good-dogs-brent\/","title":{"rendered":"THEY&#8217;RE GOOD DOGS, BRENT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A highway patrol car passed me real fast a bit before Pheasants Nest. He had lights on, but not sirens. Another one did a U-turn from the northbound lanes a couple of minutes later and lit it up as well.<\/p>\n<p>A bit further on one of those electric signs at the side of the motorway said the road was closed due to an accident. The cops had a roadblock up at the Picton Road turnoff.<\/p>\n<p>It was a shame. I was on the Yamaha FJR1300, and I was wondering if I should go to Goulburn and up the back way to Bathurst or if it would get dark too early and the &#8216;roos would come out and make rapid travel too dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>I lane-split up the exit ramp. Most cars were going right so they could continue south down the old Hume Highway. I went left and headed toward the coast.<\/p>\n<p>I turned off near Helensburgh and took Lawrence Hargrave Drive. I stopped at the car park where they fly hang gliders off the cliff. I parked near some other bikes. I checked my smartphone for the news.<\/p>\n<p>It was a motorcycle accident that made them close the road. The guy lost his arm. Witnesses spoke of a car driving north in the southbound lane.<\/p>\n<p>That has potential to ruin your day.<\/p>\n<p>I walked over to the grass where they launch the gliders and sat on a low railing. A red cattle dog came up and sniffed my hand, and I scratched it behind the ear and told it that it was a good dog. It seemed pleased with this assessment of its character. A man and a woman approached from my left. They had ice-cream cones.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a nice dog\u201d, the woman said. \u201cWhat\u2019s its name?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s not a dog\u201d, I said. \u201cIt\u2019s a cat. And it\u2019s not mine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It only stopped her for a second. \u201cReally?\u201d she said. \u201cWhose cat is it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBruce Jenner\u2019s\u201d, I said.<\/p>\n<p>The man laughed. \u201cYou\u2019re going to hell for that\u201d, he said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s alright\u201d, I told him. \u201cI\u2019ve got friends there.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A highway patrol car passed me real fast a bit before Pheasants Nest. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":424637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[221],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424550"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424550"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":434513,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424550\/revisions\/434513"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/424637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}