{"id":324464,"date":"2017-04-04T15:33:23","date_gmt":"2017-04-04T05:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=324464"},"modified":"2017-04-09T15:36:33","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T05:36:33","slug":"all-about-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/all-about-butter\/","title":{"rendered":"“All About Butter”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n

Just look at what this orange traitor-puta is doing, the fool.<\/p>\n

He has forgotten his luggage and is playing on the moving walkways at Madrid airport. Is he 12-years-old? All that is missing is him clutching one of those filthy stuffed Pikachus parents buy their jet-lagged children to stop them screaming on the plane.<\/p>\n

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He will probably get on the wrong plane and go to Las Vegas. You don’t need luggage to go to Las Vegas.<\/p>\n

And worst of all, he is copying me!<\/p>\n

You know that box of T-shirts I have which say “All About Butter” on the front? Of course you do. You make Carlo the Tyre Boy unload it at every race and iron all the T-shirts in it.<\/p>\n

\"Dear<\/p>\n

Well, the orange traitor-puta has clearly copied this concept of mine. But he has made it dumb, because he is not all about speed.<\/p>\n

He is all about his teeth! Stupid smiling child. What has he got to smile about? He is not the Spartan. He doesn’t have a spear.<\/p>\n

Racing, true racing, like what I do, is all about Butter.<\/p>\n

I’m going to tell him that when we get to the track. That will wipe that stupid smile from his stupid face.<\/p>\n

Have you installed the telemetry to my bike yet?<\/p>\n

Love, George.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Gigi, Just look at what this orange traitor-puta is doing, the fool. He has forgotten his luggage and is playing on the moving walkways at Madrid airport. Is he 12-years-old? All that is missing is him clutching one of those filthy stuffed Pikachus parents buy their jet-lagged children to stop them screaming on the [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":168,"featured_media":324470,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,67,61,100,24,85,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/168"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":324491,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324464\/revisions\/324491"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}