Dear George,<\/p>\n
Lin Jarvis has just sent me an text message and said if you don’t stop running around in front of Rossi’s pit garage in your underpants and cape, and poking your spear at the the Yamaha mechanics he’s going to see Carmelo.<\/p>\n
He wants me to remind you that “This” is not “Sparta”. It is Qatar. And you’ve managed fifth in FP1, not secured the world title.<\/p>\n
On a positive note, the Germans are happier than I have seen them in a while. But I think that’s got more to do with Jonas Fucking Folger being faster than you, than you being fifth.<\/p>\n
And stop flicking the team’s breakfast butter at Andrea and whispering “The hammer is next, puta”. It’s bad enough Dr Costa now has him on anti-depressants and he cries himself to sleep every night.<\/p>\n
It is true you are a tenth of a second faster than the “Yellow Puta”, but I would like you to address the fact Vinales is a second and a half faster than you.<\/p>\n
And he’s new at this.<\/p>\n
Focus, George,<\/p>\n
Gigi.<\/p>\n
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\n2 93 Marc MARQUEZ 1’54.912
\n3 26 Dani PEDROSA 1’55.210
\n4 94 Jonas FOLGER 1’55.587
\n5 99 Jorge LORENZO 1’55.607
\n6 76 Loris BAZ 1’55.624
\n7 35 Cal CRUTCHLOW 1’55.639
\n8 5 Johann ZARCO 1’55.792
\n9 46 Valentino ROSSI 1’55.799
\n10 41 Aleix ESPARGARO 1’55.872
\n11 4 Andrea DOVIZIOSO1’55.873
\n12 45 Scott REDDING 1’56.000
\n13 29 Andrea IANNONE 1’56.027
\n14 19 Alvaro BAUTISTA 1’56.128
\n15 17 Karel ABRAHAM 1’56.399
\n16 9 Danilo PETRUCCI 1’56.419
\n17 43 Jack MILLER 1’56.453
\n18 42 Alex RINS 1’56.502
\n19 53 Tito RABAT 1’56.725
\n20 8 Hector BARBERA 1’56.725
\n21 44 Pol ESPARGARO 1’57.630
\n22 22 Sam LOWES 1’57.887
\n23 38 Bradley SMITH 1’58.114<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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