{"id":324305,"date":"2017-03-22T15:11:25","date_gmt":"2017-03-22T05:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=324305"},"modified":"2017-04-09T15:16:04","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T05:16:04","slug":"dear-george-know-track-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/dear-george-know-track-right\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Dear George, You do know where the track is, right?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear George,<\/p>\n<p>You do know where the track is, right?<\/p>\n<p>Do you need me to send you a Google Maps thing?<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Don&#8217;t be late. The witch-doctor will be here at dawn and I will have the magic box ready for him to put new spells inside.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, he will bless your spear. I told him that is important.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I found this disturbingly accurate <a href=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/2017-motogp-preview-marks-bitches\/\" target=\"_blank\">article<\/a> on the internet. It&#8217;s like this man has cameras in our pit garage.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry. I have checked. We&#8217;re good. And I have notified Dorna. He will never be allowed anywhere near you.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t read the article. I can&#8217;t get any new furniture in this stupid country. They all sit on carpets and yell at you about buying their camels.<\/p>\n<p>Regards,<\/p>\n<p>Gigi<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear George, You do know where the track is, right? Do you need me to send you a Google Maps thing? Don&#8217;t be late. The witch-doctor will be here at dawn and I will have the magic box ready for him to put new spells inside. Yes, he will bless your spear. I told him [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":167,"featured_media":298656,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,256,67,61,100,24,85,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324305"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/167"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":324334,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324305\/revisions\/324334"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/298656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}