{"id":324249,"date":"2017-03-21T14:58:17","date_gmt":"2017-03-21T04:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=324249"},"modified":"2017-04-09T15:06:46","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T05:06:46","slug":"dear-gigi-excited-look-got-special-container-full-top-secret-motogp-technology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/dear-gigi-excited-look-got-special-container-full-top-secret-motogp-technology\/","title":{"rendered":"“Dear Gigi, I am so excited! Look at this! I got a special container full of top secret MotoGP technology…”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n

I am so excited!<\/p>\n

Look at this! I got a special container full of top secret MotoGP technology – all of which is legal, or will be when I speak to Carmelo at the end of the season after I win everything.<\/p>\n

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It’s German technology. None of that Italian rubbish, Gigi. Sure, it’s made in Portugal and Spain, but it’s German. In it’s soul.<\/p>\n

I knew the Germans really liked me. They are such jokers, making me think they didn’t. Then they send me this! Very funny, Matthias. You are like a clown, yes?<\/p>\n

Now you and the boys have a few days to fit it to my Ducati. Do not give it to Dovi. The long Anova carbon-tech combination swingarm-and-sprocket power-boosteria, is just for me.<\/p>\n

And so is the Red Mamba Superbloodjuice I am holding. Just pour it straight into the engine.<\/p>\n

Remember, none of it is for Dovi.<\/p>\n

Not even the new helmet I have there. Tell those French putas at Shark we have a better offer.<\/p>\n

How exciting! New things for racing in the darkness of the desert!<\/p>\n

I will leave you with an inspiration, which I have Tweeted everywhere…<\/p>\n

“I understand the laziness to take reflections just to criticize, instead of taking them to learn something”<\/p>\n

See you Friday!<\/p>\n

Love,<\/p>\n

George.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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