{"id":324219,"date":"2017-03-20T14:54:06","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T04:54:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=324219"},"modified":"2017-04-09T14:56:59","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T04:56:59","slug":"dear-gigi-can-see-relaxed-ready-race-desert-darkness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/dear-gigi-can-see-relaxed-ready-race-desert-darkness\/","title":{"rendered":"“Dear Gigi, As you can see, I am very relaxed and ready to race in the desert in the darkness”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n

As you can see, I am very relaxed and ready to race in the desert in the darkness.<\/p>\n

I have bought some new red pants when I went shopping in Doha with my friend Hamid yesterday. They are dyed with the blood of the racing camels Hamid’s father breeds. It’s the red I think Ducati should be using.<\/p>\n

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But we can talk about that after I win on Sunday.<\/p>\n

And do not worry, I WILL win on Sunday. And I will win because I am the best rider on the grid and I always have been.<\/p>\n

I’m thinking I will play mind games with them all, and not show all of my Butter during practice and qualifying. This is a good strategy no-one has used before. That way they will think I am weak and slow. This will fool them and they will underestimate me, just like that puta Rossi has underestimated me all these years.<\/p>\n

I will charge through the pack like the Red Mamba charges through all the other mambas and I will find my rhythm quickly. And then it will be my victory.<\/p>\n

I think also I have discovered who Jonas Fucking Folger is. When I am sure it is who I think it is, I will have words with him and he will have new respect for my Butter. Or he will see my Hammer.<\/p>\n

I will be at the track on Friday a few minutes before FP1 starts. Please make sure there is no sand in my bed.<\/p>\n

Love,<\/p>\n

George.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Gigi, As you can see, I am very relaxed and ready to race in the desert in the darkness. I have bought some new red pants when I went shopping in Doha with my friend Hamid yesterday. They are dyed with the blood of the racing camels Hamid’s father breeds. It’s the red I [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":168,"featured_media":324226,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,256,67,61,100,24,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/168"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":324242,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324219\/revisions\/324242"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}