{"id":323982,"date":"2017-02-28T14:20:05","date_gmt":"2017-02-28T04:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=323982"},"modified":"2017-04-09T14:24:00","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T04:24:00","slug":"dear-gigi-found-puta-jonas-fucking-folger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/dear-gigi-found-puta-jonas-fucking-folger\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Dear Gigi, I have found the puta! Jonas Fucking Folger!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n<p>I have found the puta!<\/p>\n<p>Jonas Fucking Folger!<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>You cannot hide at the front of the grid from me!<\/p>\n<p>Show your face, bastardo!<\/p>\n<p>I will teach you fear! I am no ordinary rider. I am the Red Mamba! I am the Spartan!<\/p>\n<p>I am Hammer and Butter!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"854\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-323990\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-4.2.17..jpg\" alt=\"Dear George 28-4.2.17\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-4.2.17..jpg 480w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-4.2.17.-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-4.2.17.-197x350.jpg 197w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-4.2.17.-300x534.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Butter, conjo! BU-FUCKEN-TTER!<\/p>\n<p>Gigi, have you see this? How dare he not fear me?<\/p>\n<p>Does he not know who I am and what I can do?<\/p>\n<p>Does he not see my spear?<\/p>\n<p>There is room on the spear for his name. If I leave out the &#8216;Jonas&#8217; and the &#8216;Fucking&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>On one side there is the name of the puta Rossi. On the other side will be his name.<\/p>\n<p>Gigi, I think I will need a spear with more sides.<\/p>\n<p>Regards,<\/p>\n<p>George.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Gigi, I have found the puta! Jonas Fucking Folger! You cannot hide at the front of the grid from me! Show your face, bastardo! I will teach you fear! I am no ordinary rider. I am the Red Mamba! I am the Spartan! I am Hammer and Butter! Butter, conjo! BU-FUCKEN-TTER! Gigi, have you [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":168,"featured_media":323990,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,256,67,61,100,24,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/168"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":324011,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323982\/revisions\/324011"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/323990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}