{"id":323852,"date":"2017-02-28T14:04:03","date_gmt":"2017-02-28T04:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=323852"},"modified":"2017-04-09T14:19:27","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T04:19:27","slug":"dear-gigi-im-going-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/dear-gigi-im-going-off\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Dear Gigi, I&#8217;m going off!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going off!<\/p>\n<p>Having the best time ever down in Aruba.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Chillin&#8217;, I think they call it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going Full Spartan, so you don&#8217;t need to worry. I will be ready for Qatar.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"454\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-323905\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-2.2.17.jpg.jpg\" alt=\"Dear George 28-2.2.17\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-2.2.17.jpg.jpg 720w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-2.2.17.jpg-300x189.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-2.2.17.jpg-555x350.jpg 555w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-2.2.17.jpg-600x378.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m eating lots of fruit and playing beach football with all my new friends. That Raoul &#8211; he&#8217;s always trying to lead me astray, ha ha!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Smoke this!&#8221; he says to me. &#8220;Put this up your nose!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cheeky native. I tell him my body is a temple. The only thing I smoke is those putas on the racetrack and the only thing that goes up my nose is the air of victory!<\/p>\n<p>I went on a great boat ride with Carlos and Dimitri. We saw lots of fish and I wanted to throw my spear at them, but Dimitri started to cry. He is such a gentle boy. I&#8217;m thinking I might keep him. He is very good at massage.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-323925\" src=\"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-3.2.17-1.jpg-1.jpg\" alt=\"Dear George 28-3.2.17\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-3.2.17-1.jpg-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-3.2.17-1.jpg-1-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-3.2.17-1.jpg-1-233x350.jpg 233w, https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/Dear-George-28-3.2.17-1.jpg-1-300x450.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Is it possible we could get rid of one of the mechanics and pay Dimitri instead? Could you ask the Germans? I have called a few times, but no-one answers. I think maybe there is something wrong with the telephone service down here.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I really don&#8217;t want you to worry about Qatar. I will be ready. Then I will show my true talent.<\/p>\n<p>Casey&#8217;s not coming, right?<\/p>\n<p>Best regards,<\/p>\n<p>George.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Gigi, I&#8217;m going off! Having the best time ever down in Aruba. Chillin&#8217;, I think they call it. I&#8217;m going Full Spartan, so you don&#8217;t need to worry. I will be ready for Qatar. I&#8217;m eating lots of fruit and playing beach football with all my new friends. That Raoul &#8211; he&#8217;s always trying [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":168,"featured_media":323896,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,67,61,100,24,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323852"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/168"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323978,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323852\/revisions\/323978"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/323896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}