{"id":323746,"date":"2017-02-21T13:48:28","date_gmt":"2017-02-21T03:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bikeme.tv\/?p=323746"},"modified":"2017-04-09T13:54:29","modified_gmt":"2017-04-09T03:54:29","slug":"dear-gigi-hope-got-motorcycle-stuff-back-stupid-island-birds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/dear-gigi-hope-got-motorcycle-stuff-back-stupid-island-birds\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Dear Gigi, I hope you got all the motorcycle stuff back from that stupid island with all the birds&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"js_gg\" class=\"_5pbx userContent\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">\n<div id=\"id_58e991dd973591f48176251\" class=\"text_exposed_root text_exposed\">\n<p>Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n<p>I hope you got all the motorcycle stuff back from that stupid island with all the birds.<\/p>\n<p>I was just on my way to the beach to sort out my tan before heading for that desert where the sun never shines, and I found this old 12m by 8m poster I had made up for the poolroom a while back.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Pretty good, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Not many racers can carry of sultry like I can, huh?<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the plan.<\/p>\n<p>I need you to make up a few hundred of these, I&#8217;m thinking A3 size, get them laminated, and have them sent out to all the other racers and the team managers.<\/p>\n<p>Just so they know I&#8217;ll be thinking of them as I smash my way to the top of the podium every race.<\/p>\n<p>Do not send them to that blue puta Rossi and that super-puta Iannone. They are not worthy of my images.<\/p>\n<p>But you can send them to Lin. I always Lin, even though he has a girl&#8217;s name.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ll send you some snaps from the beach soon, so you don&#8217;t worry about me.<\/p>\n<p>Ciao,<\/p>\n<p>George.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Gigi, I hope you got all the motorcycle stuff back from that stupid island with all the birds. I was just on my way to the beach to sort out my tan before heading for that desert where the sun never shines, and I found this old 12m by 8m poster I had made [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":168,"featured_media":323754,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252],"tags":[219,256,67,61,100,24,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323746"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/168"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323790,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323746\/revisions\/323790"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/323754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bikeme.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}