Dear Gigi,<\/p>\n
have you been trying to reach me? I have all these missed calls from Germany on my phone. Did you fly to Germany? I didn’t see you on Friday night.<\/p>\n
Decent weekend, huh? I beat that yellow Rossi puta like the red-headed step-child of the woman who cleans my villa.<\/p>\n
He’s finished! Washed up! He should go home now and stop wasting everyone’s time.<\/p>\n
Anyway, on to more important things. Check out this fabulous artwork I had commissioned.<\/p>\n
How good is it? It’s got everything. My six-pack, my Spartanity, my red cloak, my hammer (which is also a spear), and a heap of really cute golden butter knives! How good does my six-pack look! Seriously.<\/p>\n
Yes, I know the shield has the Yamaha thingy on it, but we can easily change that to a Ducati thingy (do we have a thingy?), and I think it would be better, artistically, if Ducati changed its colours from red to blue.<\/p>\n
I did mention to you that red makes me look a little washed out.<\/p>\n
I want to get these made into portable walls so I can line my pit garage with them. I believe it would be a good move to put them in Dovi’s garage as well, and even flick a few over to the satellite teams, so they’re in no doubt who the Number One Ducati Rider is (that’s me). But also as inspiration and motivation. You know how good I am at that.<\/p>\n
Make it happen, Gigi.<\/p>\n
I’ll see you in that desert place, even though I don’t like the desert place. How come it’s always dark there? Is it because it’s on the other side of the planet? I always wondered.<\/p>\n
Best regards,<\/p>\n
George.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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